Coming Up Roses
Bookkeeping · Posted prices, no ambush

Clean books, plain English, and a price you saw coming.

Monthly bookkeeping for adult creators, makers, and neurodivergent owners, handled by someone who's seen messier books than yours and didn't blink. Every price is on this page. The first conversation is free and there's no pressure at the end of it.

Twenty quiet minutes, no jargon, no judgment about the state of your books. You'll leave knowing what would actually help, even if you don't hire Levee.

Starting a brand-new business? Start here.

Almost nobody is both a bookkeeper and a notary, which is why nobody else offers this: everything the first year of a business needs, from one person, for one price.

The New Business Bundle

$749 one-time, or $199/month for 4 months
  • Your LLC paperwork notarized
  • QuickBooks set up right and taught to you
  • A chart of accounts built for how you actually earn
  • Payroll set up if you have employees
  • Quarterly check-ins from formation through your first tax season

Monthly packages

Pick the size that matches your business today, move up or down as it changes. Every package includes a real human reading your actual numbers, books explained in words you'd use with a friend, and roughly one plain-English question a month from your phone instead of homework.

Seedling

$250 / month
  • One bank account
  • Up to about 75 transactions a month
  • Monthly reconciliation
  • A plain-English monthly report

Bloom

$450 / month
  • Up to three accounts
  • About 200 transactions a month
  • Monthly close and reports
  • 1099 prep
  • A quarterly check-in call

Garden

$750 / month
  • Everything in Bloom
  • Payroll support
  • Multiple income streams
  • Priority turnaround
  • Year-end CPA handoff, packaged and ready

Behind on your books? That's the normal starting point.

ServiceFeeHow it works
Catch-up & cleanup$300 per behind-monthQuoted after a free look at your books, so you know the full number before saying yes. Paid up front, then most people roll into a monthly package with everything already tidy.
QuickBooks setup$350 one-timeYour account set up, a chart of accounts built for how you actually earn, and an hour of training so it makes sense to you, not just to accountants.
How hiring works: before any work starts, you and Levee sign a short engagement letter that names your package and your price in writing. The first month's fee is the deposit, and work begins when it clears. No long contract, no cancellation fee, and either of you can end it with a note.

The privacy part, because it matters here

A meaningful share of Levee's clients are adult-content creators. Your working name and your legal name stay exactly as separate as you want them, your records are walled off from everyone else's, and nothing is ever sold, shared, or treated as anybody's business but yours. Your work is a business with income and expenses, and that's all it is to Levee.

Say as little or as much as you want. A real person reads it and writes back, usually within a day.